The best thing you'll see today: Mario vs. Buzz Aldrin

So what's more disturbing to you personally? Is it that this video of Mario wrestling with Buzz Aldrin in zero gravity exists? Or is it that at the Super Mario Galaxy marketing meeting someone stood up and said "I have the perfect idea..." and followed it up with this?

We're still deciding if we're more in love with the most erotic zero G scene since Barbarella or the part where Buzz Aldrin, Dr. Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon Dr. Buzz Aldrin is forced to talk about what a great job "Super Duper Mario" did during his flight.

Just to reiterate: Someone suggested this. And they weren't shot with a tranquilizer dart. Hell, they may have been promoted. At least now we know how Nintendo's spending all that Wii money: On hallucinogenic mushrooms big enough to choke Mr. Snuffleupagus.