Spanish for people with fathers who can't stay off the sauce

With all the attention we've given My French Coach this past week, we thought it only right that we share one of the useful phrases from Ubisoft's other language trainer for the DS, My Spanish Coach. Now you can explain to the social worker why your inebriated father can't come to the door right now in two different languages! Thanks, My Spanish Coach! And a special thanks to you, dad, for never being sober enough to help us out when we really needed you!