One can only presume that in addition to the standard RIAA/Simon Cowell approach to signing musicians, Starbucks will also provide a small percentage of highly-decaffeinated Fair Trade Certified™ recordings, where lucky musicians will receive equitable royalties if ordered in Grande or Venti sizes. Because "Medium" and "Large" talents do not exist at Starbucks.
 You have potential but frankly I was bored.
 I really felt your performance. You made it your own.
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