Due to the holiday week in Japan, the sales numbers were a little slow, but now they're here ... and so, without further ado, we present the following commercial script.
It's called the DS, or the handheld system that dared to put two screens of uncensored, hardcore action into the hands of gamers.
EXTREME CLOSE-UP ON BOTTOM SCREEN. PULL BACK TO SHOW ENTIRE DS.]
Iwata and Miyamoto are back, only this time, they're back to back with dual screens that will tear you in two.
CUT TO CARTOON MIYAMOTO AND IWATA PORTRAIT.