There I was, calmly [action] across [place], minding my own [object] and thinking to myself, [catchy phrase]. It's a [descriptor] start for a story such as this, and one would expect it to end in much the same way. Only it didn't. [sound]! One more step and I found myself [action] into [place], my march having been thwarted by a [descriptor] [object] lying in plain sight. "Hey," I exclaimed, [catchy phrase].
As if to answer, a [descriptor] [female] suddenly appeared before me. "My deepest apologies, sir," she stated with a [descriptor] grin on the part I suspected to be her face. "That [object] actually belongs to me, I'm afraid I was unable to prevent it from [action] and thus allowed it to escape the confines of my [object]." Dusting myself off, I noted something disingenuous about the apology, as if her [descriptor] mouth had shared nothing more than a [descriptor] lie with me. [catchy phrase], I said, "you left it there intentionally!"
Acting on a [descriptor] instinct, I reached into my [object], quickly [action] out my trusty [object]. [sound]! Within seconds, she was [action], embracing the floor with a satisfying [sound]. I had shot her right in the [object]. I looked at her [descriptor] body, now entirely motionless. In her hand, a [descriptor] piece of paper.
"I'm sorry," it read, [catchy phrase].
defective PEZ dispenser
Perfect Strangers DVD collection
crystalline form of a Jimi Hendrix guitar solo
copy of The Eye of Argon
amorphous mystery liquid
vintage shoulder pad
The depths of Hell
Ken Kutaragi's private island
Studio 54 (in its prime)
A random street serving no real purpose other than to establish a setting for this waste of time
The trenches of World War I
J. Allard's exposed head
The &#%@ Water Temple
The safest part of Nowhere
Umbrella Corp. Headquarters
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"This is unacceptable!"
"Let's get with the jazziness!"
"Your mother uses DVORAK!"
"Eye patches are for night vision!"
"This makes no sense!"
"LOL newb I h@xx3d u1"
"I'll keelhaul your pets!"
"An abacus is all I need!"
"Curse you, conspiring meat people!"
"One does not simply jiggle into Mordor!"
"I woke up and hated everything!"
"I need another amoeba, stat!"
"The miracle never happen!"
"This explains nothing!"