knockoff just down the street? Regardless, this laugher features an SD expansion slot for loading up your media, USB 2.0 connectivity, seven equalizer presets and support for MP3, WMA, WMV, ASF and WAV file formats. As an added bonus, the D-pad design was practically ripped from another ripoff, which ratchets the respectability here down even further. Of course, those still confident that they could move these units in their newly created trinket shop can snag 'em in blue, red or green and in capacities ranging from 128MB to 4GB. The price, however, remains a mystery -- right along with what the creators were thinking when sending this atrocity to the production line.