Nintendo Food Poisoning System

Here's why we can never bid on a sealed container of the Nintendo Cereal System like this one: we'd be too tempted to taste it. We're equally driven by memories of the cereal's taste and curiosity about how it would hold up. And then we'd have not only wasted 80 bucks (as of right now), we'd have made ourselves sick. That would be a fun story to tell the emergency room doctor! We're content to watch the commercial over and over again. It's free and gastrointestinally safe.

While we're looking at this wonderfully deadly collectible, check out the dual-cereal design. Ralston totally predicted the DS design -- in food!

[Via GameSniped]