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A Very Gears of War Christmas

Updated Tue, Dec 23, 2008, 11:20 AM·1 min read

If you're smart enough to click and watch the video we've embedded for you just after the jump, you're going to doubt us at first. "I don't even see how this is video game related!" you'll think. "You're slipping in your old age, Joystiq." While it's true that we are, we implore you to hang in there until the end.

Congratulations to "aplusjimages" for providing us with the most upsetting, NSFW imagery of the yuletide. By the way, we take back everything we've ever said about violent video games being harmless.

[Via XBYA Podcast]

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