"Don't nerf me, bro!"
was a bad joke. It turned out to be an ominous statement because Retribution Paladins are being nerfed -- how shall we put it -- to the ground
. Ghostcrawler has bravely come on to the Paladin Beta and live forums to address some concerns and answer some questions about the forthcoming nerfs to the class
In the Beta forums, which players seem to be unable to post on at the moment, Ghostcrawler outlined the nerfs
and explained the reasoning behind each one. Over at the live forums, he answered some questions
fielded by players from several upset posts. It's a very illuminating read, and here are some of the interesting points:
- On Retribution burstiness as part of design - "Yes, that's the design. It's also a tough design to nail because if you're too bursty the opponent doesn't even get to respond."
- On Paladins running out of mana - "we might as well take the mana bar off the UI because it was just irrelevant to hitting any buttons."
- On why they said Retribution was fine (even during BlizzCon, where the now-famous joke quote was uttered) - "Because we didn't want to have to nerf the spec. Ret players were having fun."
- On other classes now laughing (again) at Retribution - "Well, they're jerks."
Retribution has long been the butt of jokes of the game, with players coining the often-heard terms 'lolret'
pertaining to the spec. I wrote at length about my thoughts on the nerfs
, and while I agree with most of them -- even the nerf to Judgements of the Wise
to a degree -- I think it was incredibly irresponsible of Blizzard to have released the class in that condition with the Echoes of Doom
patch. He acknowledges that Retribution players were having fun... to nerf the spec now is akin to taking candy away from a baby after the baby already tasted the candy. It actually feels like some cruel joke.