not call you CliffyB anymore is a great Step 1. But Step 2 should almost certainly be to stop saying things like, "A beta is like hooking up with a girl just to say, 'yeah, I f*cked her.' I know that sounds crude, but it's the honest-to-God truth. Once you play a beta, you can check it off your list – you can say, 'yeah, I played it.'"
There's more to that quote in a GamePro interview that you really have to read right here, we just didn't want you to think we were taking anything out of context. Credibility, ahoy!