Based on the popular television show, the game plays out like a watered-down hybrid of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
and Kids Say the Darndest Things
, picking the more eye-rolling facets of both programs: cute children say snappy things that elicit either a "aww" or "yay!" from the audience while adults sweat to dramatic music and drawn-out suspense, making fools of themselves and winning money in the process. In other words, there's probably something much better
on television you could be watching.
Publisher Mindscape clearly went for the easy cash-in with this program, though they will forever have my respect for having produced the Chessmaster
series as well as the bold and brilliant Miracle Piano Teaching System
. Developer AWE Games (sigh) doesn't have much credibility in terms of quality publishing. That's not to say that they're a notoriously terrible developer, but their current catalogue
is chock-full of licenses that appeal to children (again, your shovelware senses should be tingling).
The Critics Said ...
... actually, not much at all. I can't seem to find much information hinting that this game was ever reviewed by anyone
. There are very few reviews for the game based on the US
version, and although there may be connections, I can't quite confirm that the UK version is just a re-skinned copy of the US edition. It's quite strange.
- The intro song is the freaking creepy. I've actually never even seen the US show, let alone the British one, so I'm not sure if this is specific to the DS version or not. Either way, a group of British children singing anything always creeps me out for some strange reason. The song that follows is ... weird, too.
- The game also KNOWS MY NAME. I guess they just took it from the DS menu ... I didn't know DS games could do that. Either way, I'm still creeped out.
- Choosing a child is like a curtain call for the Children of the Corn. Continued creepiness.
- The gameplay is ... exactly what you'd expect. There's not a whole lot going on here. The questions are insultingly simple. I'm reminded of an SNL Jeopardy sketch.
Hey, it turns out that I am
smarter than a 5th grader! Hooray? Anyway, compared to Deal or No Deal
, this is Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
in terms of the amount of content. If you or a loved one is really
into the show, then this might not make a bad gift.
Surprise, surprise: the game isn't all that great. But it's apparent that at least some
effort was expended on this project (at least the British version). It's notable how just a slight amount of effort can boost something from the depths of atrocity into simple mediocrity. While mediocrity is something that no game should strive for, they should certainly try to avoid being atrocious at all costs.
Uninteresting side note: The title of the program varies from country to country. I find it amusing that the Canadian version is titled "Are You Smarter Than a Canadian
5th Grader?" I won't dare make any guesses as to what those producers were suggesting, as I wouldn't want to offend any friends of ours
from the great white north
In gaming, the term shovelware refers to any game in which time and effort were eschewed in favor of turning a quick profit. Bury the Shovelware takes a closer look at these titles, typically those that inhabit the lower end of metascores. It attempts to: 1) find out where and how the developer went wrong 2) identify common traits present in most shovelware 3) measure how long the game can be suffered.