Wow, we knew the economy was in a bad way, but who knew that the recession had traveled as far as Zelda's kingdom? The evidence is clear from the security photo, which shows a man sporting the Hylian symbol on his cap robbing People's Bank in Waterbury, Conn. earlier in the week. If you've seen this sad Friend of Link, you're asked to call 203-755-1234.
Honestly, we're just shocked he got out of the bank without the teller killing him with magical lightning bolts.
[Thanks, Bijan T.]