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New games this week: Santa still hates you


The most treasured holiday figure, horrifyingly angry Santa, has returned to wish you and yours a depressing, mediocre Christmas, where you'll spend more time mourning long-departed loved ones and watching C.S.I. reruns on grandma's couch than opening gifts.

Also, he wanted you to know he's bringing you Spore Comic Book Creator and Candace Kane's Candy Factory on DS this week, so you can just put that in your chimney and smoke it. Oh, and he said that if you actually do have anything smoking in your chimney when he's trying to come down it, he's going to cut your brake lines and set your tree on fire.