It's Christmas Eve, and Santa has come a little early. But apparently we've all been very terrible, for there exists a gift far worse than coal. In fact, coal seems downright awesome compared to this. After all, it's flammable. I am being utterly sincere when I say that I would much rather play Cake Mania 2 than this pile of reindeer droppings.
Bury the Shovelware: Elf Bowling 1 & 2
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- What's the intro for Elf Bowling, you ask? Why, it's three elves singing "elf, elf, baby." EPIC FAIL. Actually, this isn't quite a fail. It's way too weird. There's no music in the background, the animation is really disturbing, and they randomly stop singing -- no, chanting -- "elf, elf baby" to giggle and make flatulence noises. This is more of an epic weird.
- This is awful. As in putrid. This is worse than one of those idiotic games you see in Flash banner ads. This is man's inhumanity to man. The only good thing to come from this game is that I suddenly have a craving to play Wii Sports bowling.
- NOO! I let the DS sit open with the game running while I wrote a note down, and the elf pins once again started chanting "elf, elf, baby." Guess what song will be playing in my nightmares tonight?
- There's no way to quit a game! I'm forced to play through all 10 frames in order to get back to the menu and try the other "game" (which is apparently a loosely-defined term in this instance). I can't take anymore after the 6th frame and I reset my DS.
- Disappointed with Elf Bowling? No worries, this DS card contains the riveting sequel: Elves in Paradise. Here, it's shuffleboard instead of bowling. Oh, and it's a tropical theme. Oh, and the ELVES ARE WEARING SPEEDOS. Run. Run as fast as you can.
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That's the feeling I'm left with after playing this game. It's just complete and utter "WHY?" At least it can't get worse than this. Oh wait, yes it can.
