Halo Wars lesson: Don't play basketball with Spartans

Obvious advice, really, but it's nice to have it delivered in the form of some Halo Wars fan fiction. And before you castigate us for our seemingly derogatory description of Graeme Devine's efforts, note that the Halo Wars lead designer himself has labeled one section of his personal website as such: "Bits and pieces not in the game, but made to support the story and help the team get the vibe of what it was like to be on 'Spirit of Fire' (essentially this is fan fiction)."

If you'd like to dig into the backstory of the Spirit of Fire and her crew -- including the aforementioned altercation on a b-ball court -- then there's plenty for you to absorb on Devine's page. Should you happen to stray over to Devine's resume page, you might also absorb some forgotten facts. Did you know he was lead designer on The 7th Guest and Quake III: Team Arena? It's true!