Gamestop offering pre-order bonuses for Dragon Age: Origins

Hey, David. (We figured the nature of this post would only interest one person on the planet. We took a shot in the dark and went with David. If your name is David, and find this post interesting, WE'RE IN YOUR MIND.)

You know how you're looking forward to BioWare's upcoming fantasy RPG Dragon Age: Origins -- enough to drop a Lincoln to ensure your copy is readily available come launch day -- but you're afraid said game will be too difficult? Great news, David! Gamestop is giving two in-game items to the game's pre-orderers: A "Memory Ring," which hastens XP acquisition, and a "Memory Band," which will "help apprentices retain their lessons." We don't know what that means, but we bet you do, David.

Go ahead, David. Go pre-order it now. Your wallet is on the dresser. Your keys are in your left work shoe, sitting by the front door.