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Splinter Cell Conviction's new teaser site opens, reveals emo Sam

"I lost my daughter. I shot my best friend."

Boo hoo, Sam Fisher. Are you going to get some black lipstick now to match your totally emo beard?

In all seriousness, though, it appears the long-delayed Splinter Cell Conviction might, y'know, actually come out. Ubisoft has opened a second teaser site for the game, promising even more updates on May 20th and May 28th. This is great news for the Joystiq staff, as we've been relegated to using the same screenshot for nearly every Splinter Cell story for the last two years. Finally! Something new to Photoshop.