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Blood Energy Potion, from makers of Mana, goes in your body

While we'll admit to occasionally considering what a mana potion might taste like, we've never even briefly pondered guzzling a pint of human blood. We just can't B positive about the target market for Mana Energy Potion maker Harco's new drink: Blood Energy Potion, complete with IV bag-shaped bottle.

Okay, fine, we guess we could allow fans of shows like True Blood to buy a bottle as a novelty in much the same way that we slapped on a fake mustache and ventured into our local Hot Topic to buy a single Mana. But if you happen to be in the demographic where both of these products appeal to you, you may want to invest in Joystiq Beverages' new "Drinking Alone Energy Potion." Adorably, the container is shaped like a whiskey bottle, because it is, in fact, whiskey. Sorry, didn't mean to gO negative.