This Google's made from 100% Virgin pulp, not chrome

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This Google's made from 100% Virgin pulp, not chrome
Hey, it may not be from California but at least this KIRF's registered with the Vietnamese trademark office (right). Anywho, according to Google's own machine translation, the subtext of this product reads, "Very long, soft, smooth. Of high vacuum, because you always!" Reflect on that while you pick up the simmering scraps of your mind -- work can wait.

[Thanks, DMZ]
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