| ||King of Hazard Land! |
Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"
| ||Hazard Master |
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?"
| ||Meet Quentin. |
Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"
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| ||Feeling Punchy |
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
| ||Head of the Class |
Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
| ||Better Than One |
Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"
| ||Just a Flesh Wound |
Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
| ||Pseudo-Hazard |
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
| ||...Where Credit is Due |
Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
| ||Tramm Ride |
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tenticles."
| ||Deja-Vu (All Over Again) |
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
| ||Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands |
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said..."
| ||It's HAZARD TIME! |
Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
| ||Take 5. |
Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"
| ||Straight-A Student |
Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."
| ||Hands-On Approach |
Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
| ||Eat FIST! |
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
| ||Headache |
Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
| ||Migraine |
Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"
| ||Plink |
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."
| ||Pull! |
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"
| ||Auto Dealer |
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
| ||Russian Attack |
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
| ||Peekaboo...I Shot You! |
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
| ||Blind Luck |
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
| ||Second Amendment |
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
| ||Say "No" to Pots |
Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
| ||Fire Hazard |
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
| ||Uncovered |
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
| ||Boom |
Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
| ||No Pain, No Gain |
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
| ||Maxx Karnage |
Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
| ||Shield Master |
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"
| ||Hazard Avoider |
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
| ||Multiplayer Master! |
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
| ||Disco is Dead |
Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"
| ||Stung |
Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."
| ||Head Cheese |
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
| ||Meat Your Maker |
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
| ||Draw |
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
| ||Bedlam Basher |
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."
| ||Dances With Guns |
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
| ||Russian to the Finish |
Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."
| ||Deja-Vu |
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."
| ||Death Hazard |
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
| ||Housing Crisis |
Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
| ||Pure Energy |
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
| ||Well, I Heard Them Scream |
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
| ||Your Turn |
Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
| ||Talk! |
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
| ||Observe the Grenade |
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!"