Find yourself in situations where you can't bring a handset but are in desperate need of one? This D.I.Y. from instructables will definitely sort that and your phone foot fetish out in a jiffy. All that's needed is a tiny handset (the article recommends the Panasonic GD55) a pair of shoes big enough to stash said phone in, and a bit of spare time to put it all together. The win? You'll find yourself in the company of secret agent Maxwell Smart as you surreptitiously dial and take calls from your shoe. The lose? Well, you've made and are talking on a shoephone.