Chris: "It's a Taser, too! Watch!"
Darren: "IT'S MURDERED OUT!"
Ross: "To be honest, I don't think Verizon's 'My Network' should ever have a casual dress day."
Don: "It does everything except erase this image from your memory!"
Paul: "This is so exciting, I'm going to write about it... in my diary!"
Josh: "Welcome to Hell."
Joe: "After Jack White, being seen in public with a clown was really no big deal."
Thomas: "We're just two happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef."
Jacob: "I got it FREE on contract!!!"
Nilay: "You complete me."