Eidos: Batman: Arkham Asylum will be one of our best games

"It's as close to perfect as we've ever come ..."
- Eidos' head of UK marketing, Jon Brooke, on Batman: Arkham Asylum

So, there you have it, Arkham Asylum will be better than 25 To Life, Chili Con Carnage, Daikatana, Deathtrap Dungeon, Revenant, Cutthroats: Terror on the High Seas, Fighting Force, Reservoir Dogs, Mad Maestro, Spider: The Video Game, Top Trumps Adventures: Horror and Predators, Virtual Resort: Spring Break, Way of the Samurai and Chuck Rock.

Start polishing those GOTYs, people.

[And yeah, we know we ignored Hitman, Tomb Raider and Soul Reaver to serve our gag. Sorry.]