In what could
be the most fitting metaphor for the new millennium, Dude, Where's My Car?
star Ashton Kutcher is currently racing news network CNN to become the first to reach 1,000,000 followers on microblogging site Twitter. Because this isn't depressing enough, EA says it's going to give Ashton's 1,000,000th follower a spot in a new EA game.
Not sure which game the winner will appear in, but we're assuming it'll be Dante's Inferno
seeing as, apparently, we're already in Hell.