Parachuting, archery, and shooting hoops. Or: three things you'll never find yourself doing with Reggie Fils-Aime on a tropical island. Unless your Mii happens to encounter his Mii in Wii Sports Resort. Even if that magical moment comes to pass, you won't be able to hurl trash talk back at him, since the Wii and chat go together like cats and water. Instead, enjoy the above video and stick your own trash talk comments down below.