Paws for concern, 'Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days' trademark discovered

Discovering a trademark for Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days has made us preemptively fire Ludwig Kietzmann, before his upcoming review of the game could be completed. In the future, Square Enix Europe will pull all advertising from our site due to these choice quotes:

• "This game will send you to the doghouse."

• "You will roll over when playing the game."

• "You'll beg for it to stop."

• "I played the game for a bit, but then I had to put it down."

• "Here's our score, K? 9/100."

• "Kane & Lynch is a bitch."

We apologize to everyone, our readers and Square Enix Europe, for this review.

[Thanks, Spencer!]