Foo for you: We have Kung Foo closed beta keys

Remember last week, when we persuaded you to be a hero by tweeting some Kung Foo puns that could make the baby Jesus cry? Well good news, Massively.com readers! Our bribery with Muse tickets has paid off! By the powers invested in us by Jason Varden and the rest of the Perfect World Entertainment team, we declare you all to be heroes just for reading our site! Huzzah!

So what does getting to be a hero get you? Well it gets you one of 4,000 closed beta keys for Kung Foo, the only MMO not afraid to make fun of itself (and your sister.) All you have to do to claim your key is follow this link to our key site, press the button to get a key, and voila! A key will be delivered to your eyeballs, where it must be taken to the Perfect World closed beta key site for activation. Log in with your Perfect World account, stick in your key, and you'll be fooing it up in no time flat.

Massively.com and Kung Foo. Making you a hero every step of the way (while simultaneously making fun of your sister.)

• You'll need a Perfect World account, which you can sign up for at https://register.perfectworld.com/register.

• Once registered, you can insert your closed beta key here https://register.perfectworld.com/account/betakey

• Then you can download the Kung Foo! client here: http://foo-ns.perfectworld.com/clients/KungFoo123009.exe