Caption contest: four wheels of human-powered doom

Meet Earthmine's "pedestrian area platform quadracycle." The company claims it's a way to map areas of the world that can't be reached by its camera-equipped SUVs... but we think the truth may be far more sinister than that. Diabolical, even.

Joanna: "Do you really need a helmet on one of those?"
Chris: "Google finally gets around to mapping Bedrock."
Vlad: "My other car is a spymobile."
Ross: "Get your cameras runnin', head out on the highway, lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way"
Sean H.: "You mean I can exercise and survive a Smoke Monster attack? Sweet!"
Darren: "Yeah, GM contacted me about taking this commercial... instead they made the Aztec."
Richard: "See Dr. Zaius, they can be domesticated."
Josh F.: "Dive, dive!"
Thomas: "Earthmullet: party in the front, business in the back."
Tim: "When this periscope's a rockin', don't come a knockin'."