Master Chief wants to take you to the space bar

We've seen Master Chief do some bizarre stuff over the years. He's fallen in love with a Storm Trooper and even taken time off to pursue an acting career. Now he's trying to break into the burgeoning German music scene under the stage name of Michael Wendler, with his first single, "Piloten wie Wir." Somewhere right now, David Hasselhoff is probably crying into a cheeseburger.

But we digress. All of this exposition means nothing until you've actually watched Master Chief take you to the space bar, space bar, space bar. So head past the break and do that. Do that right now.

[Thanks, Nathan]

Pilots like us, have no fear
Flying way too high, crash a long way
Pilots like us, have no fear
Flying way too high, sometimes we crash

Truer words have never been spoken.