Kenny G thinks reports of the internet's death are greatly exaggerated

In a shocking development, we've managed to confirm this morning that adult contemporary jazzophonist Kenny G is actually more hip than the former Mr. unpronounceable symbol Prince. Earlier this week, Prince famously said he thought the internet is "completely over" and that "all these computers and digital gadgets are no good." Kenny G's take? If the internet is dead "then I must be dead, too, 'cause I use it all the time. Maybe I've got a sixth sense, and I only see dead people." See, not only is Kenny G an iPhone user, but he's totally hip with modern cinema. So, why don't we all stop listening to what Prince thinks about stuff, sit back, and let this sultry songbird plays us out.