"Throgg, what are you doing?" Lolegolas asked as he approached his old friend. The orc was leaning into a mirror above the Filthy Animal, staring into his own eyes. "I am also a fervent supporter of self-love. I mean, look at me! But you're getting a little more into it than I would ... Oh my God, what is wrong with your eye?!"
Throgg turned to look at the blood elf and smiled. He opened his eyes wide so that he could show off the deep blue ink in his eyeballs. They were both in the shape of a warlock succubus. "You like?"
"No!" The blood elf slapped his own palm over his face. "It hurts just to look at it!"
"A friend of mine told me about it," Throgg explained. He turned back to the mirror to check out the bikini-clad beauties adorning his ocular cavities. "Tattooed Eyeball new from glyph-makers. It makes you very resilient and very smart to have them. And even better." Throgg tapped one eye. "Her navel is eye-jazzled and can take gem!"
Throgg turned around and blinked. The blood elf had passed out on the ground.
- Type: Relic
- 283 Stamina
- 189 Intellect
- Prismatic Socket
- Improves hit rating by 96
- Improves critical strike rating by 143 (2.16% @ L85).
How to get rid of it: With a spoon, you twit -- it'll hurt more! Actually, you can sell it for 10 gold, 10 silver, and 39 copper.