This one's pretty straightforward: add a line to your Verizon family plan and get a credit of $9.99 a month for the first 24 months -- a credit that's equal to the normal monthly cost of an additional line. There are a few catches: the family plan has to be at least $69.99 a month, you've got to be adding a smartphone, and the new phone needs to be signed up for a $29.99 data plan, so it's not like you're getting out of paying anything additional to pop Timmy and Julie shiny new Droid 2 Globals
... but hey, it's a little cheaper. Follow the break for the press release.
[Thanks for the image, Kal!]