Not sure how you feel about the we-hope-it's-satire taste level in Epic's Bulletstorm?
Allow us to help you make peace with the shooter: Buying the newly-announced "Epic Edition" for Xbox 360 will grant you early access to a Gears of War 3
beta. Yum yum beta juice
. The beta is scheduled to begin sometime this year
is still on for February 22
The limited-run, 360-exclusive Epic Edition will retail for the same $60 price as the standard edition and includes in-game extras in addition to that all-important beta access -- like 25,000 bonus experience points, "visual upgrades" for your leash, new boots and armor, and the "Peace Maker Carbine."