Wow, William Tell's accuracy really went downhill as he got older. Submitter Orcysama
of <Mystic> on Spinebreaker (EU-H) writes, "Dear Human Elizabeth: Orcy powerful warrior in Orgrimmar and smash many heads. But sometimes Orcy feel bored and want to explore. Me fly to Uldum and see if Orcy smash something there. But stupid tiny humans shoot Orcy down from sky and me fall in water. Me look for axe to smash tiny humans and me find two dead humans in water. Orcy take bodies as souvenir for wife."