The Michael Jackson Experience. You're no weirdo, no deviant, you just love to dance. Believe us, we get it. But look at yourself. You're creeping up on 30, you haven't showered and you're wearing a stained Thundercats T-shirt. If you go up to the clerk and plop just TMJE down on the counter as you attempt to avoid eye contact, it's not out of the ordinary, it's probable cause.
There's good news! Best Buy's having a buy-2-get-1 free sale on what looks to be pretty much its whole selection of games (over $30). So you can pay for Assassins's Creed Brotherhood and Conscience Family Man 2, then get The Michael Jackson Experience for free. That's a bundle that says, "Hey, this guy's not a weirdo. He's not a deviant. He just loves to dance."
Leave that store with your head held high, friend, secure in the knowledge that those clerks think you'll be grabbing your crotch for all the right reasons.