"I want to be a laser chicken!" Throgg insisted.
"You're an orc," Lolegolas insisted, lowering himself to recline on the lounge chair. "You can't even be a druid, let alone be a moonkin."
Throgg growled. "I want to be a battle chicken! Look at this staff! It's awesome. I don't want it to go to waste. It's got way too much hit and haste for it to be vendor trash."
"Well," Lolegolas commented. "At least it has fins. If you're going to school, you can look the part."
- Type: Staff
- Stamina: 454
- Intellect: 302
- Equip: Increases your hit rating by 202 (1.97% @ L85)
- Equip: Increases your haste rating by 202 (1.58% @ L85)
- Equip: Increases spell power by 1,732
How to get rid of it: The staff sells for 32 gold, 29 silver, and 72 copper.