We Dare also not daring a UK release

Sorry, UK-based readers: You're never hooking up ever, ever again. At least, not thanks to the aid of the undeniably sexy Nintendo Wii title We Dare, which received a somewhat controversial 12+ PEGI rating last month. Apparently, that controversy is keeping the title out of the UK retailers, as a Ubisoft representative recently told the Daily Telegraph, "Following the public reaction to the 12+ rating of We Dare, Ubisoft has made the decision not to sell the game in the United Kingdom."

This, of course, means that folks living in the UK now only have one option if they ever feel in the mood for some instant randiness -- they'll need to import the game from a territory where it's still being released. Since the U.S. is out, there's a good chance they won't understand the native language of the game, but that should just make everything way mysterious and, therefore, inherently sexier.