We know that the Duke's been away for a good long while, but you can't say the guy doesn't feel guilty about it. He feels so bad, in fact, that for the simple task of pre-ordering his new game Duke Nukem Forever
through the OnLive service, he'll reward you with a free MicroConsole (an almost $100 value).
...What's that? You say that they did something similar with Red Faction: Armageddon
and this is more promotional stunt than heartfelt apology?
Man, people were a lot more trusting in the 90s.