Phat Loot Phriday: Pet Bombling

Throgg growled at the human. "Where is the girl, human? Where is she?"

"Ha!" the soldier cackled, throwing his cape back over his shoulder. "I am Soot Dartsum of the Imperial Navy! I will not be cowed by the likes of an ogre."

"Orc," Lolegolas quietly pointed out. "Throgg's an orc. You can tell by the green skin. It's a dead giveaway."

"Quiet, fool!" the man said. He reached into his bag and hurled a large, black ball on the ground.

"Throgg, get down!" Lolegolas yelled. "It's a bomb!"

The human veritably clapped his hands with glee when the bomb grew a pair of legs. "No! It's my Pet Bombling, and it will lay waste on your foolish team."

The aforementioned orc cocked his head slightly to the side. "I'm sorry. Can you run that by me again?"

"That's how we fight here," Soot explained. "With pets. It's much more civilized than bashing on one another with axes."

"Oh," Throgg muttered. "I kind of like hitting people with axes. It's kind of my thing."

"So, you don't know how to fight wit pets?" the man asked. "That's going to be awkward. Look, there's a school right down the hill. Why don't you trot down and get a quick lesson? I'll wait here."

Item note: Pet Bombling can be picked up at the auction house fairly easily. It's a mechanical type pet.

Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing mikeg@wowinsider.com.