Metsik of WOW Neighbors on Destromath (US-A) might wear a fiery crown, dress in red and black, and carry a comically oversized polearm. But all the swagger is covering up his secret shame: Metsik flunked out of Baradin Guard training. Oh, sure, the instructor said it wasn't a racial thing and that he'd be welcomed back if he cut his hair and dyed over the purple color. But Metsik knows that they just wanted to preserve their precious homogenous all-human lineup. Anyone know a good employment lawyer?