The druid made his way down the long, dusty road. Clothed in his human form, he nonetheless sniffed the air as he plucked his way along, leaning occasionally on his Staff of the Hidden Master.
"So, how'd ye get the staff, lad?" his dwarf companion asked. "I thought that was reserved for monks."
"Used to be," the worgen druid said. "The Staff of the Hidden Master is hidden in Valley of the Four Winds."
"Pandaria, aye?" the dwarf asked. "What were you doing there?"
"Searching for my friends. A blood elf and an orc. But I beat them there, somehow."
"Didn't they get lost there during the beta?"
"Throgg got obsessed with pet battles," the worgen answered. "We try not to talk about it."
Item Note: Yes, you can enjoy the awesome beer-dangling-staff model with the Staff of the Hidden Master. Good luck finding it, though. Totally worth it if you can manage it.
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