No, this week's Stiq Figures isn't discussing the merits of actual bacon in a frying pan. Rather, it's a reference to this 1995 commercial for the totally awesome Nintendo-published SNES racing game Uniracers. In the ad, a few young gentlemen discuss the wicked tricks players can perform with their riderless unicycles.
Come to think of it, can we get another Uniracers game, Nintendo? That would be swell.