"In the darkness there stands a stoic light, a silhouetted radiant beacon among the unknown, a savior of souls, just and righteous," writes submitter Danny. 'Where there is scourge or hysteria, there will be a hand, a hand held out for those in need. A risen shield, bolstered and displayed -- to protect the weak and those in need of redemption. Put your faith to him now for he has always believed in you." Boy, no one does the holier-than-thou shtick like a paladin. I really don't think Azeroth needs any more crazy cult leaders.