Saints Row 4's unique style of debauchery, a new PC mod will grant your extraordinarily creepy wish. The Saints Row 4 First Person view mod brings Volition's over-the-top open-world experience into the FPS realm, allowing you to wield dildo-shaped bats with increased vigor and personal aplomb.
Instructions to download and install the mod are available at SaintsRowMod.com. Though the process is quite simple, the mod is still in alpha testing and suffers from a few bugs. Following the instructions, which are also detailed in the video above, will help alleviate some of the mod's initial quirks.
Now ... Cry Havoc! And let slip the hogs of war. Or whatever farm animal of war.