All right, who gave the dwarves the technology that makes interstellar travel possible? You know they're just going to get drunk and throw their beer mugs and unused beard combs into orbit, and then we're going to have to deal with space litter. At least they're better than gnomes and goblins. The gnomes would open a space/time rift and kill their own grandfathers, and the goblins would somehow manage to ignite the vast emptiness of the void. Why is it the craziest races are the best engineers?