Bad App Reviews: A Dark Room

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Mike Wehner
May 27, 2014 3:00 PM
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Bad App Reviews: A Dark Room

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There are some fantastic games on the App Store, but not everyone loves every best-selling title. When some customers decide to use their eloquent writing skills to pen disparaging reviews, hilarity ensues. Bad App Reviews brings you actual App Store critiques written by living breathing humans. Have a suggestion for a game? Hit me up on Twitter at @MikeWehner.

A Dark Room is an acquired taste. It's a text-based adventure RPG -- which is rare on iOS -- so it's not surprising that App Store reviewers became a bit confused. And, as usual, they have delivered some beautiful critiques of this top-selling title. Here are some actual 1-star App Store reviews for A Dark Room.

it doesn't worth a penny

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Not now

Two simple, we are not at 80s

You have to be a borderline psychopath to enjoy this game

This isn't something for anyone under 50

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