Barely Related: Dr. Doom is a hacker, Aunt May isn't a spy
It's getting cold out there in the real world. Stay inside with us, we've got lots to talk about.
Welcome to Barely Related, a conversational Friday column that presents the non-gaming news stories that we, the Joystiq staff, have been talking about over the past week. And no, we're not stopping our focus on industry and gaming news. Think of this as your casual weekly recap of interesting (and mostly geeky) news, presented just in time to fill your brain with things to discuss at all of those weekend shindigs.
Grab a fresh drink, lean back in your armchair, and get ready to talk nerdy with us.
Paget Brewster, Keith David sign on for Community Season 6
Criminal Minds star Paget Brewster and veteran actor Keith David (whose singular voice you may know from the Saints Row series and Disney's Gargoyles) join up with Community's remaining cast for an upcoming sixth season, following up on the recent departure of Yvette Nicole Brown.
Obama <3 Title 2 net neutrality
President Obama voiced his support for net neutrality this week, arguing that internet access should be reclassified as an essential utility. "In plain English," Obama said, "I'm asking [the FCC] to recognize that for most Americans, the internet has become an essential part of everyday communication and everyday life." Preach it!
Google fights back against Ebola
Google raised over $7.5 million to curb the spread of Ebola as part of a donation-matching incentive this week benefiting Doctors Without Borders, Save the Children, and other worldwide nonprofit charity groups.
Choose Your Own Adventure creator passes away
CYOA book series author and publisher R. A. Montgomery has passed away at 78. Turn to page 112 to pay your respects.
Doctor Doom is an evil hacker in the new Fantastic Four film
Victor Von Doom no more -- the new Fantastic Four movie reimagines Dr. Doom as Victor Domashev, an "anti-social programmer" who spreads his evil influence over the internet under the handle "Doom."
What? Pizza Hut is evolving!
USA Today reports that popular chain Pizza Hut will add "11 new pizza recipes, 10 new crust flavors, six new sauces, five new toppings, four new flavor-pack drizzles, a new logo, new uniforms and, yes, even a new pizza box," in a bid to totally revamp its image. Hey, it worked for Domino's.
Frozen-inspired bra changes color when you touch your friends
I, uh, hmm. This is not something I'm prepared to comment on. In conclusion: Sure, okay.
Aunt May spy movie not happening after all
Eyebrows were raised earlier this week when rumors suggested that Spider-Man's beloved Aunt May would play a central role in an upcoming espionage-themed thriller. Fortunately, it was revealed to be a "silly rumor" with "no validity whatsoever." Carry on!
Marvel Attack on Titan crossover stars Guardians of Galaxy
Marvel's "Attack on Avengers" comic finds Iron Man, Captain America, and the Guardians battling a 46-foot Titan. Guest appearance by "Hooked on a Feelin'."
The Giant Birdsnest is the new way to feel safe and snug in your own home
No, a gigantic bird hasn't whisked you away to feed you to her monster babies on Death Island. This is a big ol' cuddly bird's nest that you can relax in. I said RELAX. Stop thinking about monster birds.
Masks, a new comic from Gillian Flynn
Here's an early look at a new comic penned by Gone Girl author Gillian Flynn. It's a little dark, as you might expect.
YouTube launching Music Key service
Like music? You may want to check out Google's new paid monthly subscription service that allows users to watch ad-free videos and listen to music while offline. A subscription to Google Play Music is also included, to sweeten the deal.
Arrow's Katie Cassidy is the Black Canary
This is what Katie Cassidy looks like as the Black Canary on Arrow. No spoilers, we promise.
[Images: Deadline, KYODO, Giant Birdsnest, The CW / Geoff Johns]
