Highlord Fordring thought it would be an awesome idea to greet prospective Crusader recruits before they kneeled and swore him allegiance until death (or resurrection)," writes today's submitter. "Sadly, recruitment to the Argent Crusade has dropped to 1% in the second quarter with their new greeter, Vassannah of the Eternal Exiles on Saurfang (EU-A). Someone is about to get fired." Wait, there are people out there who don't want to pledge eternal loyalty to a female draenei in a bikini? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.