Developer inXile warned us. They warned us all, but we didn't listen. They told us Wasteland 2 would ship sometime in August 2014, but it just didn't seem possible. The seventh-most successful video game Kickstarter project ever, and it was finally going to be finished and ready. The madness of it all! The hubris!
When Wasteland 2 finally released for PC, Mac and Linux - which again, I feel I must stress was announced by developer inXile to be in August 2014 - we lost whatever sense of society we had. We ...
No Mom, I can't take the garbage out right now. Because I'm writing my Wasteland 2 fanfic! They just announced it's coming out this August and I gotta get it ready in time! Gosh!
Now, where was I? Oh, yeah.
Such is the folly of man.
- A fanfic by Ralphie "Red Ryder" Parker
[Image: inXile Entertainment]