Louis C.K. has responded to criticism of the $5 premiere pricing for his new web show in a way only he can: With very creative swearing. "Horace and Pete is a full on TV production with four broadcast cameras, two beautiful sets and a state of the art control room and a very talented and skilled crew and a hall-of-fame cast," C.K. wrote in an email to his mailing list. "Every second the cameras are rolling, money is shooting out of my asshole like your mother's worst diarrhea." As a sort of apology, he also announced that all future episodes will sell for $3 each (the premiere will stay at $5, though).